If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
^Asked myself that same question..
"The joke is that Hollywood thinks it’s investigating him right now to see what he’s made of. The truth is: He’s investigating them.”
My bitch-I mean, my mom took my remote for my ceiling fan/light away like I’m a child. I’m 20 years old and I can’t even use my light or fan because this bitch says I’m running up the electricity bill when she’s the one who’s got a damn dehumidifier running in the basement 24/7. I only use it when I’m in there. Granted, I do fall asleep with the light on sometimes but taking the remote is not going to stop me. I have a lamp and a plug in fan, get at me.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Dude I don’t even shower everyday
Wait… everyday? that’s crazy.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs