I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
the best part is you literally turned him on
ok but literally how
If this isn’t on the official movie soundtrack I will be so disappointed.
My brother just came home from work and said, “oh good, you’re still alive. I was afraid I’d come home and find you dead and all my shit would be gone.” Cause our mom’s boyfriend is sketch and he was sleeping in the room next to me when my brother left this morning.
My bro also told me he left a booby trap in his room in case someone did go in there… good thing I didn’t like I was thinking about to make sure his shit was still there….
brb dying inside
everyone needs to do something about this i have loved sandcats since i was a child
I don’t even know what sand cat are, but they look precious and precious animals need to be saved
If you have a Sandcat you should not be neutering it…. just saying…
He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley
He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in
We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement
(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)
He also really likes his leather jacket.
UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK
He’s a hunter