From the Ashes

Jasmine. 20. Madison, WI. Tattoos, Skateboarding, Music, Life, Love, The Pursuit of Happiness.
This is my life. From The Ashes.

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moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on

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dylanmoans:

W i p e him. Start over.

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Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans on The Avengers: Age Of Ultron set 

nbchannibal:

Hannibal

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Han

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Hahah

Hahaha

Hahahah

Hahahaha

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lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

(via thepansieone)

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nopurposenoproblem:

If this isn’t on the official movie soundtrack I will be so disappointed.

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My brother just came home from work and said, “oh good, you’re still alive. I was afraid I’d come home and find you dead and all my shit would be gone.” Cause our mom’s boyfriend is sketch and he was sleeping in the room next to me when my brother left this morning.

My bro also told me he left a booby trap in his room in case someone did go in there… good thing I didn’t like I was thinking about to make sure his shit was still there….

THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH

thebadwolf-whowaited:

kawaiiserket:

sexydavestrider:

ceruleansugar:

fruityassfactory:

twingeneticist:

THERES
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ONLY
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116
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SAND
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CATS
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LEFT
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ON
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EARTH
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brb dying inside

yikes

everyone needs to do something about this i have loved sandcats since i was a child

eXCUSE ME

I don’t even know what sand cat are, but they look precious and precious animals need to be saved

If you have a Sandcat you should not be neutering it…. just saying…

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Why I think my dad’s a hunter

i-am-satan-i-have-cookies:

novvak:

novvak:

He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley

He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in

We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basementimage

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(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)image

He also really likes his leather jacket.

UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK

He’s a hunter

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